College Essay Chaos is the unhinged, utterly unserious personal statement generator that no admissions officer asked for — and no school counselor endorses. It’s the perfect study break: just enough satire to keep you laughing, and just enough truth to make you glad you’re not submitting it (we hope).

Fantasy Admission Draft is a ridiculous, one-player game where you build the quirkiest college applicant imaginable. It’s part satire, part stress relief, and 100% proof that laughter belongs in the admissions process.

Smash the Rankings is the only game where wrecking college clout actually earns you points. Use your mouse (or arrow keys if you’re fancy) to demolish toxic myths like “Top 10 or bust” and “What will people think?” It’s oddly satisfying, deeply cathartic, and just might be the most productive procrastination of your day.